Detectives looking for a woman who spat at a commuter and threatened to throw her onto railway tracks have released a picture of their main suspect.
The Polish woman victim was subjected to a physical and verbal assault at Streatham train station after asking the suspect when the next train was due.
Hmm. I bet it was one of those evil BNP people that did it. Unite Against Fascism keep telling me that that's the kind of thing they do.
Or not, perhaps:
Police are looking for an African-Caribbean woman of slim build over the attack at 1450 BST on 6 March.
Wow. Black on white racist violence! Who'd have thought it?