Showing posts with label Alan Johnston. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Alan Johnston. Show all posts

Thursday, 10 May 2007

How to win a Journalist of the Year Award, in 3 easy steps

1. Become a BBC reporter, spouting pro-terrorist propaganda for a living.

2. Get kidnapped by the same terrorists that you thought were your friends.

3. Sit back and wait for your award.

Note: For best results, attempt to keep your head and body from becoming separated. Otherwise, your award may be a posthumous one.