The Daily Mail reports that Michael "Not Guilty" Jackson is planning to convert to Islam.
Now, why would Wacko Jacko want to join a religion founded by a deranged paedophile with delusions of grandeur?
Answers on a postcard, please.
I actually quite like Jacko's music, and have even been known to attempt moonwalking when Billie Jean is played, usually after having a few too many drinks. But it is plain for all to see that the man is completely mad. I think that's why he was befriended by Uri Geller - Jackson is the only human being on earth by comparison with whom Geller is sane. Other than, perhaps, Polly Toynbee.
There are certainly more sinister sides to his character, as well. Without referring to certain court cases, it appears that he has, having previously flirted with Judaism, become a raging anti-semite. Which gives him something else in common with the Mohammedans.
It's quite sad to watch a talented person going completely mad in public over a twenty year period. But, now that it's happened, the Muslims are welcome to him.
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My own Islam joke, a variation on one of yours:
Q. How many Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. All of them. One to hold the lightbulb in place, and the rest to demand that the world revolve around them.
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