Wednesday 6 June 2007

Supreme Idiot of the Day

Personally, I loathe Big Brother. I loathe the vacuous contestants, scrounging in the dirt for their fifteen minutes of meaningless fame, I loathe the shrill-voiced idiot Davina McCall, and I loathe the imbeciles who hang around for hours outside the "Big Brother House" in order to catch a glimpse of one of the aforementioned attention-seeking cretins as they enter or leave the house. Nonetheless, if people want to watch such trash then, so far as I am concerned, they are welcome to waste an hour or more of their lives each day doing so.

However, the behaviour of Miss Hannah Clarkson, of Portsmouth, really does take the proverbial biscuit. For Miss Clarkson is so obsessed with Big Brother that she has given up her job in order not to miss any of the fun. Apparently, she just can't tolerate the thought of working when she could be sitting at home watching such exciting events as various people discussing how bored they are.

Some people really do need to seek help.

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